Why the dictionary should go to hell.

Full of words, but the meanings make no sense,
Its where the eggs always come before the hens.
Deaf dog ears and a hard-bound shell,
That's just why the dictionary should go to hell.

Plain black and white from cover to cover,
Why describe 'blue' than to just show the color.
How do I look up a word that I don't know to spell,
That's just why the dictionary should go to hell.

Five centuries of complicating crossword clues,
94.3% of the words I would never care to use.
Stacked up in shelves, not one copy does sell,
That's just why the dictionary should go to hell.

Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism,
Is actually a real word in one of them.
Am allergic to dust and don't like an old book's smell
That's just why the dictionary should go to hell,

There are more than 400 meanings to the word "SET"
Everyone here probably has used one I bet
Why I own one myself, I just cant tell,
That's just why the dictionary should go to hell.